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Two Roaches Talking
Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant.
"I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are gleaming white. There is no dirt anywhere--it's so sanitary that the whole place shines."
"Please," said the other roach frowning. "Not while I'm eating!"
Keeping Hissing Cockroaches as Pets
Madagascar hissing cockroaches get their name from the hissing sound they make when they feel threatened. As odd as it sounds, these huge cockroaches are actually pretty good pets. They are certainly among the least demanding pets you can keep,... read more ... http://exoticpets.about.com/b/a/021017.htm
Women, don't get a tattoo. That butterfly looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor. ~Billy Elmer
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