miaowbu Feed me.
meeow Pet me.
mrooww I love you.
Miioo-oo-oo I am in love and must meet my betrothed outside beneath
the hedge. Don't wait up.
mrow I feel like making noise.
rrrow-mawww Please, the time is come to tidy the cat box.
rrrow-miawww I have remedied the cat box untidiness by shoveling the
contents as far out of the box as was practical.
miaowmiaow Play with me.
Miaowmioaw Have you noticed the shortage of available cat toys in
this room?
mioawmioaw Since I can find nothing better to play with, I shall see
what happens when I sharpen my claws on this handy piece of
furniture.
raowwwww I think I shall now spend time licking the most private
parts of my anatomy.
mrowwwww I am now recalling, with sorrow, that some of my private
parts did not return with me from that visit to the vet.
Roww-maww-roww I am so glad to see that you have returned home with both arms full of groceries. I will now rub myself against your legs
and attempt to trip you as you walk towards the kitchen.
gakk-ak-ak My digestive passages seem to have formed a hairball.
Wherever could this have come from? I shall leave it here upon the
carpeting.
mow Snuggling is a good idea.
moww Shedding is pretty good, too.
mowww! I was enjoying snuggling and shedding in the warm clean
laundry until you removed me so unkindly.
Miaow! Miaow! I have discovered that, although one may be able to
wedge his body through the gap behind the stove and into that little
drawer filled with pots and pans, the reverse path is slightly more
difficult to navigate.
Mraakk! Oh, small bird! Please come over here.
ssssRoww! I believe that I have found a woodchuck or similar
animal.
mmmrowmmm It is certain that the best tasting fish is one you have
caught yourself.
mmmmmmm If I sit in the sunshine for another hour or so, I think I
shall be satisfied.
Mreoaw Please ask room service to send up another can of tunafish.
Mreeeow Do you serve catnip with that?
mroow I have forced my body into a tiny space in order to look cute.
How'm I doin?
Miaooww! Mriaow! Since you are using the can opener, I am certain
that you understand the value of a well-fed and pampered cat. Please
continue.
